A Side of Snark

Train Conversations

1. Chatty commuter #1: So, why don't more men wear short sleeved shirts?
2. Chatty commuter #2: I'm wearing a short sleeved shirt....
3. Chatty commuter #3: No, she means button-up shirts.
4. Chatty commuter #4: Oh! Like Dan's! Well, Dan is old fashioned!
5. Dan: I'm just practical! I don't like getting over heated!
6. *Cell phone rings louder than this inane conversation*
7. Commuter with cell phone: Hello?
8. Cell phone: Hi mom!
9. Commuter with cell phone: Hi, sweetie, how are you?
10. Cell phone: Mom, I'm so mad at Jeff! I can't believe he did that!!
11. Commuter with cell phone: You just have to learn to let things go... it's not really a big deal in the scheme of things...
12. Chatty commuter #1: I think button-up short sleeved shirts look very nice on some men!
13. Chatty commuter #4: Don't they remind you of what our dad's would wear in the 50s and 60s?
14. Cell phone: I know that we are all adults, but I am still not coming to dinner tonight. Please tell Sally that I appreciate the offer.
15. Commuter with cell phone: Well, you do what you think is best... Can I call you tomorrow at work?
16. Cell phone: Sure, Mom, that sounds good...
17. Chatty commuter #2: I do really like polo shirts, that's what I'm wearing, right?
18. Cell phone: Okay, I'll talk to you later, Mom Bye!
19. ENTIRE TRAIN CAR: Bye!!!