If I’m ever so boring as to update a countdown with so much regularity as to be predictable, i.e. “5 days til chocolate cake! 4 days til chocolate cake!” ad bleeping nauseam, then please remind me of this post, then kick my stupid, boring face. In fact, remind me of this post, kick me in the face WHILE screaming: “1 kick in your stupid face! 2 kicks in your stupid face!” until the cows come home.
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I'm not going to tell you how to exercise, how to eat, or even how to make desk art out of post-its. (Even though I'm a budding post-it arteest) If I were that organized I wouldn't be so grouchy.
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